nakedwithanovel:

Shout out to muscular men that are still kinda chubby

Y’all are slept on so much but idk why

That lumberjack build does things to me

I like knowing I can cuddle with you but you can still fuck someone up

(via secondtimear0und)

I need someone who’s okay with laying in bed all day but also up for spontaneous adventures.

40datruth:

deadass

(via secondtimear0und)

pochaway:

Estupido y sensual James Deen

pochaway:

Estupido y sensual James Deen

sonneillonv:

james-p-sullivan:

hey friends youre all gonna learn something today
now everybody im sure has seen one of these bad boys on the back of a car while driving, and you think to yourself ‘wow good to know theres a baby in there i guess that means ill go crash into a different car’ and if you think that the only purpose that sign holds is so no one will intentionally rear end that car then ding dong you are wrong
the baby on board sign is actually a genius idea where if that car happens to get into a serious accident, the fire fighters/rescue crew will know to look for a baby along with the other passengers. sometimes if the car is hit right, then the baby can come right out of the car seat, or the car seat itself can break completely and the baby can be covered by rubble or fall under one of the seats, and if none of the passengers are awake to say ‘hey theres a baby in there’ then theres a good chance that the rescuers could overlook the child and end up costing the baby its life
think of it as those stickers you put on your house that say there are pets inside in the event of a fire or other emergency but for your car


It’s also a fucking courtesy to the rest of you.
If I slow down way, way more than you think is necessary to make a turn.
If I wait to merge until I have a great big open gap.
If you find yourself yelling “For fuck’s sake it’s not that scary, just GO!” at me
It’s because there is a tiny person with weak neck muscles in my car and I do not want to knock them around like a goddamn wooden roller coaster
This sign is a courtesy to you that says “I’m not terrified of being on the road I’m just trying to drive gently because there is a tiny person, so please be a little patient with me”.  So those people who make a specific point of harassing cars with ‘baby on board’ stickers?  You can fuck right off into the most vile corners of Tartarus.

sonneillonv:

james-p-sullivan:

hey friends youre all gonna learn something today

now everybody im sure has seen one of these bad boys on the back of a car while driving, and you think to yourself ‘wow good to know theres a baby in there i guess that means ill go crash into a different car’ and if you think that the only purpose that sign holds is so no one will intentionally rear end that car then ding dong you are wrong

the baby on board sign is actually a genius idea where if that car happens to get into a serious accident, the fire fighters/rescue crew will know to look for a baby along with the other passengers. sometimes if the car is hit right, then the baby can come right out of the car seat, or the car seat itself can break completely and the baby can be covered by rubble or fall under one of the seats, and if none of the passengers are awake to say ‘hey theres a baby in there’ then theres a good chance that the rescuers could overlook the child and end up costing the baby its life

think of it as those stickers you put on your house that say there are pets inside in the event of a fire or other emergency but for your car

It’s also a fucking courtesy to the rest of you.

If I slow down way, way more than you think is necessary to make a turn.

If I wait to merge until I have a great big open gap.

If you find yourself yelling “For fuck’s sake it’s not that scary, just GO!” at me

It’s because there is a tiny person with weak neck muscles in my car and I do not want to knock them around like a goddamn wooden roller coaster

This sign is a courtesy to you that says “I’m not terrified of being on the road I’m just trying to drive gently because there is a tiny person, so please be a little patient with me”.  So those people who make a specific point of harassing cars with ‘baby on board’ stickers?  You can fuck right off into the most vile corners of Tartarus.

(via padfoot-and-pond)

Cheating is NOT a mistake.
If you’re truly in love with someone, you will not be able to kiss someone else without tasting your loved ones tears stain your lips. You will not be able to take your clothes off for someone else without feeling like a field ripped bare to its soil. Cheating is a choice, its a choice you made because you obviously didn’t give a single fuck about your relationship.
— (via letlovesurroundyou)

(via secondtimear0und)

punkbeds:

BOYS TO AVOID:
-boys that are against feminism
-boys that call girls sluts and whores
-boys that think a vagina gets loose after having a lot of sex
-white boys that use the n word
-bronies

(via lovely-shrinkingcurves)

generationfree:

lakilester:

No one get’s lynched for exfoliating is the greatest come back I’ve ever witnessed.

THANK YOU SAMANTHA WOJSZNIS.

generationfree:

lakilester:

No one get’s lynched for exfoliating is the greatest come back I’ve ever witnessed.

THANK YOU SAMANTHA WOJSZNIS.

(via lovely-shrinkingcurves)