reblog if you’re single as fuck

amphigoryglory:

cannabiphile:

tobiasxva:

randy-gets-swole:

Whoa.

I have been to actual pole dancing competitions before and never seen someone do this. The amount of athletic ability this would take is ridiculously impressive.

Why isn’t this shit an Olympic sport already?!

The human body is amazing and I will never utilize mine to it’s full potential like this girl is and that makes me sad.

amphigoryglory:

cannabiphile:

tobiasxva:

randy-gets-swole:

Whoa.

I have been to actual pole dancing competitions before and never seen someone do this. The amount of athletic ability this would take is ridiculously impressive.

Why isn’t this shit an Olympic sport already?!

The human body is amazing and I will never utilize mine to it’s full potential like this girl is and that makes me sad.

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imjohnlocked:

playfulconversation:

this is literally the greatest post on tumblr

this post was sent from heaven

imjohnlocked:

playfulconversation:

this is literally the greatest post on tumblr

this post was sent from heaven

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seashellhouse:

I don’t know if my friends understand that they could literally invite me over to sit on their floor and watch a stupid movie. Like I’m really not hard to please, you don’t even have to feed me. Very low maintenance friend right here…I just want to do something that is not at my house okay.

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d0it4theratchetz:

If you grab my face right before you kiss me, I’ll definitely fall in love with you.

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i’m sad and i want to have a lot of sex — me (via longlivethestars)

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mynotsomajesticdailylife:

White people be like “but I’m the only one in my family with brown eyes!”

sean-codyvevo:

Just because I’m gay…

FINALLY SOMEONE DISMISSES THESE AWFUL GAY STEREOTYPES

(via lovely-shrinkingcurves)